Urban Dictionary: Baggot

Certain visitors to the beaches of a tropical island in the South China Sea, have recently been rushing to check out the services of the beaches’s newest masseur, a wild piglet named Baggot. In exchange for for a few scraps of food, Baggot uses his snout to massage tired limbs and relieve members of a nearby gay nudist club, reportedly with more skill than the most expert of hands.

The unusual talent was discovered by the club’s owner, 41-year-old Willem De Oranje, originally from Amsterdam, when he took Baggot to play in the bedroom and the piglet began to use his snout to rub Wim’s calves to begin with. Mr De Oranje then pointed to other parts of his body and Baggot duly obliged, giving him a complete and full VIP body massage with extras.

When word spread around the Netherlands, neighbours and relatives of De Oranje, flocked to the beach to try out the piggy masseur for themselves and their partners. Wim recognizing the business potential, now has Baggot training the native piglets, in the art of Baggotry and piggotry, rimming or salad tossing as it is often referred to in the trade(see Urban dictionary).

Mr Oranje simply calls Baggot’s name, points to the person and the the piglet starts the treatment immediately. Baggot duly continues until Wim tells him to stop, which on occasions takes a little longer, because of his enthusiasm. Although Wim's partner complains politely, that Baggot on occasions can be a trifle sloppy and may be taking the urine with typical pig instinct, he can be heard on other occasions, to abuse Baggot, with comments like " Bog off back to where you came from, you Swine".

Baggot came to live with Mr De Oranje and its partner after Wim found him on the beach. A friend explained to Mr Oranje that Baggot had been originally part of a litter of piglets in England but his surrogate who incidentally was also called Baggot, trampled on all of the rest of the litter, suddenly dissappearing overseas but he somehow managed to escape with his life.

Baggot was also trampled on by his clumsy former mentor but managed to survive. Feeling sorry for the creature, the friend brought him safely to the island, after his bitchy surrogate had moved to Ireland. Mr De Oranje asked his friend if he could take the piglet home. Wim and his partner. then raised Baggot on a secret primal formula, then weaned him onto solids such as humanely processed rice and potatoes.

Unlike normal pigs, Baggot does not like typical pig food such as white rice. Rather, he insists on non criminal humanely processed food and occasionally chews brown rice. His favourite drink is a non-alcoholic shandy concoction, which he will devour all day long if permitted, in a truly swine like sloppy manner. He sanitizes all floors however afterwards, with Evangelical zeal, removing any slops or leftovers thoroughly.

Strangely, given his species, Baggot does not like playing in the mud, he prefers house muck on occasions, making a thorough pig of himself, rolling around happily for hours wallowing in all sorts of excrement. Apparently he has also been trained to sleep in the same bed as his owners, while never wetting the bed. He wakes Wim and his partner up with his snout, to go outside every morning, as he also likes to go for rides on the back of his owner's bicycle to check on the local village criminals.

As Baggot’s fame has spread, offers have started coming in to buy it . But Mr De Oranje has said that they love Baggot and could never sell him, besides he has a contract of a million pounds sterling to train all the other potential native Baggots at his academy, the finer points of pigotry. Mr De Oranje said that he believes that in a previous life, Baggot was a criminal whore and that the two of them must have made merit together, so they both could be reunited in this life as born again virgins.


P.S Baggot - A person who sucks dick for the enjoyment of the taste of cum - Urban Dictionary: Baggot

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Balanced Journalism that McGuinness's Royal PSNI want Silenced

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2007

"The Rebel's Yell" has an article that is worth a read.

Titled; Rebel's Yell for Freedom of Speech Part (2)

'Defending the Realm of Truth' LINK

KILL BILL'S FELLOW TRAVELLERS

When the stresses of life as a headboy and the pressures of politcal service in norn iron become too much, the idea of retreating to an exotic place, to get away from it all, can be quite tempting. The high and the mighty of Brit society, have apparently been using tropical islands, as a place for mini breaks and dirty weekends for quite some time now, while the poor commoners who pay taxes to finance them, can hardy afford their obligatory Broadcasting Licence, who then proceed to censor all news about their unsavory activities of their privilged masters, under the cover of Britain's archaic 'Official Secrets Act'.

In this particular case, some 91 full-colour photos, support allegations by decent local people, that the top Monk of Wat Na engaged in fornication with a born again virgin, who is part of an organization, affectionately known in Ireland, as the 'Pig Sucklers of Norn Iron'. The incident also involved two dogs and three 'ladyboys'.

Senior monks from the Governing Board, after examining the photos, announced they were real and pleaded with the press to “beware of publishing them and casting Buddhism in a bad light,” which is a criminal matter under Thai law. Meanwhile the BBC has censored all coverage of the matter, shielding its mainly Christian commoner audience from the rich and powerful.

The head of the country’s Mental Health Department has also warned against publication of the photos, saying they were evidence of mental illness in foreign police forces and could have evil effects on children incapable of interpreting them properly. This has prompted leading psychiatrists to label the head of the country’s Mental Health Department as insane, because they argue, there is simply no proper way what so ever, fro anyone in their right mind to interpret the pictures of utter depraved debauchery.

Investigators have also discovered that these overseas snap visits by British officials from Belfast and Derry, have been happening for quite some time and that on nights when there are no "ladyboys to come sleep with him, he has sex with the dogs". One was a “fluffy-haired” white dog, and the other a white male dog as per BNP regulations.

This particular high profile defendant, who denied he was a 'baggot'(see Urban Dictionary), claimed he was attending an Asian Martial Arts course on the island of Phuket, claiming he was robbed of hundreds of thousands of pounds after entrapment by a ladyboy he met, in the notorious Bangla adult entertainment complex.


The high profile defendant, using an alias and again denying he was a baggot(see Urban Dictionary) told police he checked into a hotel in the Bangtao area and went looking for some non-alcoholic drinking company, like his friend Martin does occasionally. He said he made some new ‘female’ acquaintances and took one of them back to his hotel room, for Evangelical Bible lessons and to teach her about some missionary positions which his friend Martin had informed him about. He poured two non-alcoholic shandys with his right hand and left the room briefly, to talk to his friend Martin on the phone in his left hand about the missionary position.


When he returned, Mr Alias and his ‘girlfriend’ drank more non-alcoholic shandies, at which point he started to feel sleepy. The next thing he knew, it was 2pm the following day and his companion had vanished, along with all his valuables and he was looking at these 91 incriminating photos put in front of him by the police. Mr Alias told police the ‘woman’ had stolen 50,000 pound sterling and a gold ring that Martin gave to him, along with a gold wrist watch, a digital camera, and a digital voice recorder worth a combined total of more than 300,000 pounds sterling, which fortunately were insured.

A local Police Commander said, that the original bait as Mr Alias claimed, had been identified as a 21-year-old ladyboy clalled Pong Suk. Mr Alias claimed he had no idea his ‘lady friend’ was actually a man. He claims that Mr Pong Suk slipped tranquillizers into his shandy before stealing his valuables. Mr Pong Suk however claims that he was approached originally by a very "feely' Mr ..ahem..Alias who was still denying he was baggot.


An arrest warrant has been issued for Mr Pong Suk and after Mr Alias made a suitable anonymous donation to a local charity, he was released with a caution, after a phone call from a high ranking politician at Stormont. Mr Alias is believed to be the second high-profile foreign Brit victim to be drugged and robbed by a ladyboy in less than a month.

Last month, a recently recruited Unionist high profile politician reportedly lost a laptop, belonging to the Department of Defence after being drugged and robbed by another ladyboy he met in a go-go bar. It is not known what steps the British government and Martin McGuinness have taken to stop these security breaches by undercover ladyboys.

Meanwhile a leading online republican publication in Ireland, called The Rebel's Yell has been accused of discrimination against dissident protestants, with a recent article targeting Kung-Fu legend David Carradine who was also found in a compromising position in Siam, unfortunately in this instance dead. The article which is believed to have targeted David simply on the basis of his role in the film Kill Bill.

In an interview Gail Jensen, Carradine's third ex-wife, said he enjoyed tying himself up at their California ranch and experimented with drowning himself in their pool. "He had his kinky moments," said Jensen, who was married to Carradine from 1986 to 1997. She added that the late actor like Mr Alias saw the sex acts as a form of meditation and stress release. Jensen also revealed that Carradine "would tie himself up, and I would walk in and see him and say, 'Oh, my God, David, you've got to be kidding me,'" in a totally born again manner.

BEHAN

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WILL BAGGOT SUCK McGUINNESS INTO THE BNP ?

Confirmation of Martin McGuinness becoming a Unionist is now official. According to a leading Unionist source;, “We’ve sucked McGuinness in, while Adams is still partly outside. It’s obvious that McGuinness enjoys being a minister and Adams doesn’t like that.”

The question for many observers is now whether PSNI head boy Baggot will suck McGuinness into the BNP ???. He is president of the Christian Police Association, and vice-president of the National Association of Police Chaplains. As you will see below, both the BNP and the Police have strong ties to the born again virgin movements of the RUC and of course Martin himself with his new posh office in East Belfast is also a regular.

Apparently headboy Baggot believes that religion needs to be sucked out of politics although Ian Paisley has said that Matt is a team player.



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A Video and Song about the Born Again Virgins of the RUC






Apparently headboy Baggot believes that religion needs to be sucked out of politics although Ian Paisley has said that Matt is a team player.

KOSHER and HALAL WAR CRIMINALS ?

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THE BUTCHERS APRON

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A RAMBLING IRISHMAN

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TIME TO STOP LORD LONDONDERRY'S UNDERBELLY PORNOGRAPHY

It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.



















So while Head boy Baggot and his born again virgins of the RUC, rant on about Protestant (dissident, see oxford dictionary)) criminalization and then the Deputy

Lord Londonderry gets his tongue round the "soft underbelly" of the Green Cross, I would like to know if anyone can translate the following into Japanese;




Pog mo Shon agus faigh bas ar son Eireann, Mairtin !















This service is not recommended, we will leave to the Lord to play with.






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BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION

Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !

Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.

I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.

Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.

It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.

Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.

BLACK IRISH

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Peace Process in Ireland Close to Collapse with Resignation Calls

Calls for the resignations of two leading republican negotiators of the "peace process" in Ireland are growing louder. The growing belief in Ireland is that the 'Process' is finished, as result of British backtracking on key elements of the agreement and a return to full scale warfare in Ireland seems imminent. It is believed that the majority of republicans and nationalists are now opposed to the agreement

McGuinness and Adams were Irish Republican's chief negotiator's of the 'Good Friday Agreement' with the British Government. Many now accuse the British administration of reneging on several key issues of the agreement. McGuinness along with Mr Adams, were the movement's main public face during the lengthy negotiations.

With the public release of wire taps of McGuinness's phone, see link;  http://cryptome.org/mcguinness-taps.htm   and a recent inflammatory statements against other long standing Irish republicans, the calls for the resignations of McGuinness and Adams are growing louder on a daily basis among Irish republicans. See link to a leading Republican publication for details;  http://www.therebelsyell.com/

With the British getting further bogged down in a protracted conflict in Afghanistan and the deployment of large numbers of troops, many traditional Irish republicans see, "Britain's difficulty as Ireland's opportunity" and a good opportunity to end the British occupation in Ireland once and for all.

IRELAND'S REVOLUTION GOES ON ! REBEL'S YELL !

Israel Violated Nuremberg Principles in UN Report

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Adams and McGuinness Asked to Resign in Ireland

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BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION: OCCUPIED IRELAND'S BRUTISH TERROR STATE

BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION: OCCUPIED IRELAND'S BRUTISH TERROR STATE

Occupied Ireland Brutish Terror State

Britain's Web of Deceit - Click Here










James (Big Jim) Larkin (Irish: Séamas Ó Lorcáin)(1874-1947), an Irish trade union leader and socialist activist, was born in Liverpool, England on 28 January 1874, of Irish parents. Growing up in poverty, he had little formal education and began working in a variety of jobs while still a child before becoming a full-time trade union organiser in 1905. He moved to Ireland in 1907, where he founded the Irish Transport and General Workers' Union, the Irish Labour Party, and later the Workers' Union of Ireland. Perhaps best known for his role in the 1913 Dublin Lockout, "Big Jim" continues to occupy a significant place in the collective memory of Dublin.

Larkin's family lived in the slums in Liverpool during the early years of his life, and from the age of seven he attended school in the mornings and worked in the afternoons to supplement the family income - a common arrangement in working-class families at the time. At the age of fourteen, after the death of his father, he was apprenticed to the firm his father had worked for, but was dismissed after two years. He was unemployed for a while and then worked as a seaman and docker. By 1903 he was a dock foreman, and on 8 September that year he married Elizabeth Brown.

From 1893 Larkin had developed an interest in socialism, and he became a member of the Independent Labour Party. In 1905 he was one of the few foremen to take part in a strike on the Liverpool docks. He was elected to the strike committee, and although he lost his foreman's job as a result, his performance had so impressed the National Dock Labourers' Union (NDLU) that it appointed him a temporary organiser. He later gained a permanent position with the union, and in 1906 it sent him to Scotland, where he successfully organised workers in Preston and Glasgow.
















BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION

Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !

Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.

I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.

Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.

It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.

Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON TO COME IN IRELAND

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