If they knew about this, pampered Ulster pooches would choke on their Irish stew or Ulster frys. In Asia, however, the dogs aren't so fussy. For them, another dog's steaming offering is an appetizing free lunch. Only one thing tempts them more, human excrement. It's so much tastier than dog dirt that they go crazy for it. Lacking a toilet in her own home, a local pupil at my friend's school used to lay her logs in the forest. She also had a pet dog. Each day, as she set off for the trees, her canine companion would be hard on her heels. Her turds would barely touch the ground before he gobbled them up. Toilet paper was quite unnecessary. For dessert, he would clean her up with his rasping tongue.
The high and mighty of Ulster often take their usual winter breaks from the cold Irish winter in beautiful exotic places like Phuket, otherwise known as the Pearl of the Andaman. Indeed more than a few secret affairs of the rich and famous have been uncovered there. The following is an incident that happened prior to X-Mas the real names have been altered for legal reasons and any resemblance is coincidental.
A Phuket bargirl swallowed an Ulsterman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her for services she rendered to him and his his high profile female partner after an all-night menage-a-trois in Cherngtalay. The local police received a complaint from a bargirl who fingered an Ulsterman identified as Mr William and his partner a well known Ulster celebrity. The 28-year-old bargirl claimed she was assaulted and accused of being a jewelry-gulping culprit.
Mr William under interrogation, told the police that on the evening of December 8 he went to a non alcoholic pub, where he met Panjit and a friend named Pla. Mr William invited Panjit to join him for a three-way at his hotel in Phuket, with his partner who for legal reasons we shall call Irish, who it is believed was suffering emotionally in a loveless marriage.
All was going well. Panjit reported that the Ulsterman ejaculated twice with each of them during the first session and repeated the performance five hours later under duress from his female partner. But when it came time to cough up, the Ulsterman’s performance was less impressive. He refused to pay the 2,000 baht he had promised to Panjit she told the police.
When the Ulsterman went to the bathroom, Panjit searched his drawers and found a diamond ring, which she hid in her bra. The Ulsterman immediately discovered the theft and demanded the ring back, searching her intimately for the missing jewel. Panjit said that Mr William slapped her, which so enraged her that she swallowed the encrusted annulus while he wasn’t looking.
After the police were called, she began having stomach spasms, diamonds being somewhat harder to digest than somtam. This led the police to suspect that she had swallowed the ring. An X-ray at Phuket International Hospital confirmed it. Doctors there gave Panjit laxatives in an attempt to purge the ring, which Mr William said was a family heirloom passed down though generations frm Holland and possibly even a few digestive tracts.
Panjit was then apparently released and, for reasons unknown, returned to Mr William’s hotel. The Ulsterman and his partner stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced but Phuker the dog got their first, so still no ring. She became so ill she had to be readmitted to hospital this time to Wachira Phuket Hospital where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring which Irish put on her marriage finger immediately, after she recovered it from a dog called Phuker who has one milky eye, countless skin lesions with a scrotum big enough to carry his golf clubs as he faithfully follows Panjit everywhere. Hardly petting zoo material but he gives a whole new meaning to "rimming" as William and Irish will vouch for.
There is no one more qualified than Reg Keys, whose son Tom was killed in Iraq, to comment on Tony Blair's admission that, if he hadn't used the non-existent weapons of mass destruction to justify a war crime, he would have found another "argument" that is, another lie.
As an Irish person on the receiving end of British injustice in Ireland, executed by their military, I would like to extend my deepest sympathy to Mr. Keys. Your pain is something that people like Blair, Bush or Obama, who have not experienced it, cannot understand. I trust your son rests in peace. Please understand that anything I publish is intended to hasten the day, where sons or daugters will no longer be used as cannonfodder. Unfortunately there will be many more mother's and father's sons lost before that happens.
One of my leading inspirational persons in life, is a former British soldier, this is the wikipedia
Do not stand in the middle, go to the right or to the left.
Johnny Rotten Lydon
BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION
Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !
Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.
I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.
Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.
It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.
Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.
Certain visitors to the beaches of a tropical island in the South China Sea, have recently been rushing to check out the services of the beaches’s newest masseur, a wild piglet named Baggot. In exchange for for a few scraps of food, Baggot uses his snout to massage tired limbs and relieve members of a nearby gay nudist club, reportedly with more skill than the most expert of hands.
The unusual talent was discovered by the club’s owner, 41-year-old Willem De Oranje, originally from Amsterdam, when he took Baggot to play in the bedroom and the piglet began to use his snout to rub Wim’s calves to begin with. Mr De Oranje then pointed to other parts of his body and Baggot duly obliged, giving him a complete and full VIP body massage with extras.
When word spread around the Netherlands, neighbours and relatives of De Oranje, flocked to the beach to try out the piggy masseur for themselves and their partners. Wim recognizing the business potential, now has Baggot training the native piglets, in the art of Baggotry and piggotry, rimming or salad tossing as it is often referred to in the trade(see Urban dictionary).
Mr Oranje simply calls Baggot’s name, points to the person and the the piglet starts the treatment immediately. Baggot duly continues until Wim tells him to stop, which on occasions takes a little longer, because of his enthusiasm. Although Wim's partner complains politely, that Baggot on occasions can be a trifle sloppy and may be taking the urine with typical pig instinct, he can be heard on other occasions, to abuse Baggot, with comments like " Bog off back to where you came from, you Swine".
Baggot came to live with Mr De Oranje and its partner after Wim found him on the beach. A friend explained to Mr Oranje that Baggot had been originally part of a litter of piglets in England but his surrogate who incidentally was also called Baggot, trampled on all of the rest of the litter, suddenly dissappearing overseas but he somehow managed to escape with his life.
Baggot was also trampled on by his clumsy former mentor but managed to survive. Feeling sorry for the creature, the friend brought him safely to the island, after his bitchy surrogate had moved to Ireland. Mr De Oranje asked his friend if he could take the piglet home. Wim and his partner. then raised Baggot on a secret primal formula, then weaned him onto solids such as humanely processed rice and potatoes.
Unlike normal pigs, Baggot does not like typical pig food such as white rice. Rather, he insists on non criminal humanely processed food and occasionally chews brown rice. His favourite drink is a non-alcoholic shandy concoction, which he will devour all day long if permitted, in a truly swine like sloppy manner. He sanitizes all floors however afterwards, with Evangelical zeal, removing any slops or leftovers thoroughly.
Strangely, given his species, Baggot does not like playing in the mud, he prefers house muck on occasions, making a thorough pig of himself, rolling around happily for hours wallowing in all sorts of excrement. Apparently he has also been trained to sleep in the same bed as his owners, while never wetting the bed. He wakes Wim and his partner up with his snout, to go outside every morning, as he also likes to go for rides on the back of his owner's bicycle to check on the local village criminals.
As Baggot’s fame has spread, offers have started coming in to buy it . But Mr De Oranje has said that they love Baggot and could never sell him, besides he has a contract of a million pounds sterling to train all the other potential native Baggots at his academy, the finer points of pigotry. Mr De Oranje said that he believes that in a previous life, Baggot was a criminal whore and that the two of them must have made merit together, so they both could be reunited in this life as born again virgins.
P.S Baggot - A person who sucks dick for the enjoyment of the taste of cum - Urban Dictionary: Baggot
It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.
So while Head boy Baggotand his born again virgins of the RUC, rant on about Protestant (dissident, see oxford dictionary)) criminalization and then the Deputy
Lord Londonderry gets his tongue round the "soft underbelly" of the Green Cross, I would like to know if anyone can translate the following into Japanese;
Pog mo Shon agus faigh bas ar son Eireann, Mairtin !
This service is not recommended, we will leave to the Lord to play with.
Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !
Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.
I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.
Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.
It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.
Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.
Calls for the resignations of two leading republican negotiators of the "peace process" in Ireland are growing louder. The growing belief in Ireland is that the 'Process' is finished, as result of British backtracking on key elements of the agreement and a return to full scale warfare in Ireland seems imminent. It is believed that the majority of republicans and nationalists are now opposed to the agreement
McGuinness and Adams were Irish Republican's chief negotiator's of the 'Good Friday Agreement' with the British Government. Many now accuse the British administration of reneging on several key issues of the agreement. McGuinness along with Mr Adams, were the movement's main public face during the lengthy negotiations.
With the public release of wire taps of McGuinness's phone, see link; http://cryptome.org/mcguinness-taps.htm and a recent inflammatory statements against other long standing Irish republicans, the calls for the resignations of McGuinness and Adams are growing louder on a daily basis among Irish republicans. See link to a leading Republican publication for details; http://www.therebelsyell.com/
With the British getting further bogged down in a protracted conflict in Afghanistan and the deployment of large numbers of troops, many traditional Irish republicans see, "Britain's difficulty as Ireland's opportunity" and a good opportunity to end the British occupation in Ireland once and for all.
Larkin's family lived in the slums in Liverpool during the early years of his life, and from the age of seven he attended school in the mornings and worked in the afternoons to supplement the family income - a common arrangement in working-class families at the time. At the age of fourteen, after the death of his father, he was apprenticed to the firm his father had worked for, but was dismissed after two years. He was unemployed for a while and then worked as a seaman and docker. By 1903 he was a dock foreman, and on 8 September that year he married Elizabeth Brown.
From 1893 Larkin had developed an interest in socialism, and he became a member of the Independent Labour Party. In 1905 he was one of the few foremen to take part in a strike on the Liverpool docks. He was elected to the strike committee, and although he lost his foreman's job as a result, his performance had so impressed the National Dock Labourers' Union (NDLU) that it appointed him a temporary organiser. He later gained a permanent position with the union, and in 1906 it sent him to Scotland, where he successfully organised workers in Preston and Glasgow.
BBC BRUTISH BULLSCUTTER COPERATION
Don't even give them a chance to launch their Bullscutter !
Oh, no. Brutish Bullscutter Coperation. Don't come fucking near me today. Dear Jaysus, you Kerry fucking recruits and gobshites all over the Irish media are their by-product. There are so many things I could say to express my deep mistrust and yes, anger of these new media Irish opinion makers. Their world service can be a titillating export but their rampant censorship of the restless native's replies stinks to high heaven, of arrogance, cultural imperialism and age old repression.
I don't vote right wing as far as I know, so maybe that also explains my antagonism to them. I don't believe the Brutish Bullscutter Coperation, which henceforth will be simply called the BBC, offer anything approximating legitimate alternatives for this country, indeed any country but thats their business. I disagree with their monarchy, class system of commoners, lords, inherited privilige and intolerance of diversity or alternatives.
Lest you think nationalism is blinding me, do not confuse my rants against Brutish Bullscutter with the many Scottish, English and Welsh friends I have known down through the years, most of whom are the salt of the Earth in my opinion and great people.
It goes against every fibre of my being and tradition to be rude to people but you have got to stand up for your identity these days or become a smiling zombie product of their pundits and seductive manipulating bullscutter.
Brutes are people too but we must take this tour d'arse with all of its insanity, as a relief from the bland sanitized, couldn't give a fuck mercenary BULLSCUTTER ! of our age.
With the arrival of the "Brit Head Boy" on Tuesday, to oversee his band of merry born again virgins, as they attempt to subdue the restless natives, the political marriage of the Dupety First Minister and the British Chief Constable will be complete. This blog is an observation of this marriage made in hell. A link to Behan's island is included.
Why the Republican Network for Unity Oppose The PSNI
Anybody willing to open their eyes wil recognise that working class communities in the north including those with long histories and legacies of resistance to British / loyalist repression are being reduced to a shadow of their former selves by criminal and anti-social elements.
Random assaults, drug epidemics and anti-social crimes such as creeper burglaries and death driving have made once proud communities a place of real fear for many (including republicans) who grew up in streets once bound together by strong ties of solidarity and neighbourly responsibility.
There are many arguable causes for the boom in anti-social crime; economic deprivation, generational conflict related stress, neglect and despair all may well hold the key to understanding why so many of our young choose to attack their own communities.
However in the run up to politically driven deadlines on parties here 'signing up to policing arrangments' anti-social activities in areas like west Belfast and Derry city reached unparalelled proportions with stabbings, beatings, murders and a whole host of anti-social crimes leaping into the headlines. It appeared that communities were facing a crises, they were.
Appearing alongside endless editorials about impending social crises were suggestions from constitutional nationalist politicians that engagement with British policing here was the only answer to our problems, the concept of Policing partnership was being sold to us while we were in a state of fear.
From the outset Republican Network for Unity (then ex-POWs against the PSNI) recognised the gaping hole in this argument. We knew the cause of the problems facing us and of the complete inability of a British directed anti-republican police force to solve them either with us or for us.
We believed that Sinn Fein recognised this hole also, but constitutional nationalists including former comrades signed up to the policing arrangments not because they wanted to but because they had to, a British imposed political dead line lead them down that road.
There is no evidence that republican engagment with the PSNI is or will in the future provide a significant solution to our communities difficulties, there is ample evidence however to suggest that it is damaging our districts further. Many of the worst anti-social hoods are in the direct pay of the PSNI who in return for low level intelligence on republicans and others are given a licence to wreck, torture rob and ruin. Indeed republicans have every right to suggest that the social crises which faced working class nationalist areas in the run up to deadlines for acceptance of policing arrangments were created by the PSNI, with anti-social criminals being directed by handlers to create havoc and a sense of hopelessness in their areas in the hope of painting the DPPs as the only answer.
Sinn Fein’s endorsement of the RUC/PSNI is of course also an acceptance of the British occupation of Ireland, given that nationalists and republicans are being encouraged to work in a proactive way with a police force unwilling to even negotiate its accountabilty regarding 'security issues' nor the tactics it uses to maintain the security of the British state here, a police force it is important to add, which celebrates the framing and wrongful imprisonment of republicans as well as openly advocating a policy of targeting vulnerable young people for use as informants.
Publically engaging with such a force and in our own communities gives their activities and their ultimate responsibility (security of the British state in Ireland) a venere of respectabillity and gives credence to their assertion that 'they are the solution'.
Such a 'solution' to our very real problems can never be proposed by principled revolutionaty republicans as a substitute for community solidarity in the face of an upsurge in anti-social crime.
We fear that this "tactic" (engagment with the PSNI) will cement and advance pro British interests as well as further demoralise and disempower an already vulnerable grassroots republican base . As such we cannot contemplate actively supporting such a force or its cosmetic civilian bodies in the form of Policing boards or D.P.Ps.
To do so would contribute to the upholding of the status quo in occupied Ireland.
Republican Network for Unity is in the process of approaching other like minded groupings with a view to encouraging communities to formulate a real and effective alternative to acceptence of British policing.
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MI5 agents have moved into their new 'Northern Ireland headquarters' situated at Hollywood just outside Belfast, the multi-million pound building is being developed as the PSNI and Security Services put the finishing touches on detailed agreements about intelligence sharing. When those agreements are finished, MI5 will take over the lead responsibility for national security in 'Northern Ireland' from the PSNI.
The spy station houses the agency's Ireland operations but will also serve as a back-up headquarters in case MI5's London base, Thames House, becomes damaged or cut off by a terrorist attack.
Much can be drawn from Britains decision to house MI5 just outside Belfast, as designers of subtle psychological warfare themselves they may well be sending a message to the same republicans who they allowed to believe could significantly fowrard their aims using constitutional means that they have in fact shafted them and that they may as well get used to it, MI5 are here for the long run the effort and expense put into the building alone tells us that much.
As for what exactly goes on in that building outside Hollywood? for now it is a matter of speculation, but recent recruitment drives for 'Northern Ireland' operatives stressed duties such as '24 hour electronic data interception' so one can only assume that all and any Irish persons of negative interest to unnacountable British military elements (who tapped every phone call made between Ireland and Britain in the 1990s) are coming under world class up to date scrutiny.
Those present at Junes anti-Bush demo at stormont may well have noticed the slim London brogued men milling around the crowd and video recording any soft looking left wingers face to face, in all probability it will be home to these overtly arrogant moles and any bought off sources they manage to capture.
Experience from the past tells us how other British intelligence officers such as failed ballad singer Robert Nairaic operated from within autonomous quarters inside British army bases (in Nairaics case Bessbrook) leaving to embark on undercover surveillence operations when and where required. We can assume that all this and more will go on at 5s new home in Hollywood.
Republicans and revolutionaries of all traditions should not fail to read the glaring message that Britain has sent to us all by situating MI5s new headquarters in our midst, it is simple -- 'we dominate you, we have demoralised many of your fellow countrymen to the point of them not caring, as for the rest of you we will be breathing down your necks using the most dispicible methods'.
Those of us who have been sceptical about recent constitutional nationalist initiatives at Stormont, have been vindicated by MI5s setting up its headquarters in our midst, it is concrete proof that we were right, not to jump for joy at their udertakings, when they signed the good Friday agreement.
We know we have a tough hard road ahead of us, but if you take a look accross Belfast lock on a reasonably clear day at the dark windowed red brick building and consider who is staring back at you, you will also get the feeling that you are right, MI5 and the British state are here for the long run.
Any information on MI5s antics could be posted on their public forum or perhaps a blog you might like to link to here.
Policeman MacCruiskeen smiled at the mention of food and went into the back room loosening his belt as he went; after a moment we heard the sounds of coarse slobbering as if he was eating porridge without the assistance of spoon or hand. The Sergeant invited me to sit at the fire in his company and gave me a wrinkled cigarette from his pocket.
'It is a lucky thing for your pop that is situated in Amurikey,' he remarked, 'if it is a thing that he is having trouble with the old teeth. It is very few sicknesses that are not from the teeth.' 'Yes,' I said. I was determined to say as little as possible and these unusual policeman first show their hand. Then I would know how to deal with them.
'Because a man can have more disease and germination in his gob than you'll find in a rat's arse and Amurikey is a country where the population do have grand teeth like shaving lather or like bits of delph when you break a plate.'
'Quite true,' I said.
'Or like eggs under a black crow.'
'Like eggs,' I said.
'Did you ever happen to visit the cinematograph in your travels?'
'Never' I answered humbly, but I believe it is a dark quarter and little can be seen at all except the photographs on the wall'.
'Well it is there you see the fine teeth they do have in Amurikey,' said the Sergeant.
On radio Ulster there was a discussion about protecting people from threats. Several callers from every community were on the phone telling their experiences of intimidation and how they have been forced to flee their homes after the PSNI warned them about threats on their lives.
One family who got a threat had to move immediately.The Father was unfortunately for the family, a member of the discredited PSNI and had a stroke shortly afterwards, which the family say was down to the stress of losing his home and living in fear of the IRA shooting him. However the housing executive and Stormont government couldn't be bothered to provide them with a new home.
Various other PSNI families who have been warned by their communities to move, have spoken out about how the PSNI had refused to help them. The fact of the matter is simple, the PSNI will not help them at all and the housing executive cant be bothered to re-house them either.
Then a PSNI MAN who was also originally, one of the hated RUC for 18 years, came on the phone. Everyone thought he was going to defend the PSNI but he claimed that after a death threat on his own life he recieved no protection from the PSNI whatsoever.
They didn't even send a car past his house once and they were not able to even fill in the paper work about the threat. After getting more threats, the poor unfortunate man had to go into the police station himself to fax off the details and do the paper work as best he could.
This is all in stark contrast to images of the PSNI painted by the BBC, using licence payers hard earned money to escort loyalist mobs to PSNI homes so they can intimidate them out of loyalist ghettos.
The PSNI are failing miserably according to most ordinary people. The 6 counties are barely being policed atall and in many areas they even refuse to go atall because they are afraid of the local people.
In one instance the Gardai had to cross the border after a road accident, as the PSNI were not allowed by the IRA to police that particular area.
The PSNI who have been ordered from their homes are not being provided with new homes elsewhere either as they are not wanted in most law abiding communities across the great divide.
One loyalist complained, "It seems the warlords are getting a stranglehold on society and republican rule is going unpunished everywhere.This sort of activity is surely rising, while decent god fearing people get their lives turned upside down and they get away with it. It seems we have a police force who make Chief Wigam look like a professional.
There seems to be a massive amount of police for marches around July but then they vanish off the streets for another year. I could see a sharp increase in fenian activity, as people start to realise that her Majesty's writ isnt being enforced in any way and loyalists do not recieve protection, even if they are police themselves.
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